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gather 'round kiddies, its story time................Once opon a time, there was a website, with a fancy tank logo. All was just swell, but, there was group of little faggots who spammed the website, stole accounts and other stupid shit because they loved cock. The 'site was in a state of panic, nobody knew if they would manage to get to them, or there friends, or (god forbid) the admin and mods. But then a ray of light shone upon the website, and a mod decided to take things in to his own mighty hands. He tryed to be kind and fare but those 'tards wouldn't listen. So he hatched a diabolical plot, he found out where they lived with there parents, there phone numbers and even where they whent to school. Then when the time was right, he unleash his plan upon them, they where helpless, they begged and pleaded for mercy but poozy mearly said "fuck you motherfuckers" and beat them into bloody pulp with his banhammer. With the foul faggots known as the duck division beat down and humiliated, the people of newgrounds whent back to its old ways of making cock jokes and masturbation threads.

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